CEO Financial Projections 🐾 (Very Important)

I clearly can’t sleep tonight 😅 so I’ve decided to do some financial projections…

I’ve been doing some very serious late-night maths.

If just ONE person joins Mum’s Vault…

That’s £29 for the year.

Which means Mum can buy me…

🥔 23 tubes of Pringles.

(plus 0.2 of a tube but we don’t talk about fractional Pringles in this house)

For transparency, I will accept the following flavours:

• Original
• Sour Cream & Onion
• BBQ

Also, after further calculations…

If 10 people join the Vault, that’s:

🥔 232 tubes of Pringles

which frankly sounds like a very sensible long-term snack investment strategy.

Mum says the Vault gives you 3,000+ SVG designs and new ones every week.

I say it gives Pringles.

We are not the same.

Anyway, I’ll let Mum get back to making crafting designs while I continue my snack-based financial forecasting.

Thank you for supporting small businesses.

— CEO 🐾